LOL

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT : How do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT : It's easy, u just open d fridge n put it in. I ve another question!
TEACHER : Ok, ask.

STUDENT : How do u put a donkey inside d fridge?
TEACHER : It's easy, u just open d fridge n put it in.
STUDENT : No sir, u just open d fridge, take out d elephant n put it in.
TEACHER : Ooh....ok!!
STUDENT : Let me ask another one. If all d animals go to d Lions party, n one went missing which animal would it be ?
TEACHER : The lion of course! Because  it would eat all d animals.
STUDENT : No sir, it's d donkey because it's still inside d fridge.
TEACHER : Are u kidding me?
STUDENT : No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER : Ok!
STUDENT : If there's a river full of crocodiles, how would u ?
TEACHER : There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT : No sir, u just swim n cross it because all d animals went for d Lions party.....
TEACHER : I ve my own question, if all d students come to sch except one person,  who is d person?
STUDENT : No idea sir.
TEACHER : It's u because u re on 2 weeks suspension.
*ROTFL* I hope I was able to make u smile, do ve a lovely day n week ahead. Don't forget to put a smile on someones face.