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Saturday 24 October 2015

LOL

When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm
just watching the news now and there is
crises in your school, where are you?" I told him that I was in my room. He asked, "Did you lock your doors?" I said,
"Yes." He said, "That's my son." So an hour later, my dad called and asked me what caused the problem. I told him that they increased the school fees from
N27,000 to N127,000. My dad was now like, "Wait my
son, I want you to tell me the truth. Where are you right now?" "I am in my room right now." I replied. My dad, really angry, said, "ARE YOU STUPID?! Will you get out
of that room and join the riot!" surprised, I reminded him, "Dad remember you told me to stay out of trouble." "Forget what I told you earlier!" He said, "Do what I'm
telling you now; join the riot, kill somebody if possible!!!

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