1. When you finally decide you want to buy
that new iphone
2.you, when you finally get it.....
The whole world must see am ooo
3. Your charger, a minute after you start using the phone
You'll be like warris dis nonsense
4. When every charger you buy after that spoils even faster
5. When an app is not available in the Nigerian app store
....Tim Cook dey craze
6. You, when your iPhone falls face down
... You be like am I dead or alive
7. When you hear how much it costs to fix a broken screen
...you'l be like my village people don't finally get me
8.When you compare the official prize vs. The prize here in Nigeria
9. When your auto correct starts acting like it knows more than you
...and you begin follow am argue
10. When you are trying to explain the difference BTW an android phone and an iPhone
11. When you haven't even finished enjoying your phone and apple announces a new model
12. Waiting for the prize of the new model to drop
13. When you are the first one of you friends to buy the newest model
....e no easy eh ooo oo
14. The pain you feel when you see this screen
....NEPA why...
15. When the babe finally agree for you because of your latest iphone
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